You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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