After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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