i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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