they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I cut my penus on the lid.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Your cock deserves a montage
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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