The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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