We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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