you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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