chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
the day after is always just damage control
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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