The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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