i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
