Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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