Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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