...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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