walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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