Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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