It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
