Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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