Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
third nipple confirmed
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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