imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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