And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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