So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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