the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
