I showed him my bush... on skype.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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