are you still at the devil's house?
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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