could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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