I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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