Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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