he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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