I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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