Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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