I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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