Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
cat food counts as protein by the way
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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