I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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