I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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