Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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