I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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