girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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