we have officially lost it.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Michael Bay diarrhea
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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