We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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