she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
