i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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