my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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