just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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