I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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