your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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