Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We won't sleep together?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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