she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Im part way to drunk.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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