physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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