i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wish they made helmets for livers.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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