I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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