i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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