You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
