thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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