Kiss
Puke
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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